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Prove you
showed up.

Commit to a block of deep work. At some random minute inside it, the panda asks for one photo of your desk and checks it against the one you registered. You don’t get to know when. That’s the point.

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Android. Cancel anytime.
The Witness Panda home screen: five hours thirty minutes of deep work witnessed in a row, a dial set to a two-and-a-half-hour block, and today's blocks marked witnessed or missed.

A start‑and‑stop timer proves you pressed two buttons. A photo you couldn’t have planned for proves you were actually there.

How it works

Three steps. One photo.

1

Commit a block

“Deep work, 9:00 to 10:30.” You say it before you start, which is the part everyone skips.

2

The panda looks once

At a minute it won’t tell you in advance, your phone rings like an alarm. Photograph your desk. The random timing is the whole trick, because you can’t stage it.

3

The streak is evidence

Witnessed blocks stack into a streak counted in minutes of real deep work, not days on a calendar. Not vibes. Verified time.

All‑in mode

You show up.
Or the post does.

A streak is a private promise. Break it and nobody finds out but you. All‑in mode is the version with something on the line: write a post in your own words, connect your X account, arm it. Miss a block you committed to and it publishes itself.

  • You write it. Your words, your stakes. The panda never writes the post.
  • You arm it. Off until you switch it on, and off again the moment you want it off.
  • You can still be covered. A grace token absorbs a miss before anything goes out.

Pricing

Free for 7 days

Then $7.99/mo, or $49.99/yr and save 48%.

  • Unlimited blocks and checks
  • Streak history, grace tokens, all‑in mode
  • No ads. Your photos are never sold.
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Prices in USD. Google Play shows your own currency at checkout and handles cancellations.

Questions

The honest answers.

Is the camera watching me the whole time?

No. The camera opens when you open it, for one photo, once per block. The rest of the time the app just sits there.

What happens if I miss a check?

The block goes down as missed and your streak resets. Grace tokens cover the occasional one, and there’s a short retake window for when you were slow reaching your phone rather than away from your desk.

Who sees my photos?

Nobody. They’re private to your account and compared automatically against the desk you registered. They’re never public, never sold, and deleting your account deletes them.

Can it post to X without me knowing?

No. All‑in mode is off until you turn it on. You write the post yourself, you arm it, and you can disarm it any time. The only thing that publishes it is missing a block you committed to while it was armed.

Is there an iPhone version?

Not yet. Android only for now. iOS is planned, but I’m not putting a date on it.

What is this not?

Not a website blocker. Not a screen-time tracker. It doesn’t watch what you do on your phone or your computer. It asks one question, at one moment you can’t predict: are you at the desk you said you’d be at?

Your next block can start
in about a minute.

One photo to register your desk, then commit to your first block. That’s the whole setup.